~ Columbus while explaning Rule #1 for surviving the zombies, 'Cardio'
Columbus isthe main protagonist of the movie Zombieland. He has survived the apocolypse by following the rules, the rules he's created. He is a shut in without much of a life until the zombie apocolypse forces him to hit the road to find the family he doesn't really care too much for. He meets some friends, tries to survive, and of course gets the girl. He also shot Bill Murray.